Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Howse and Chuck Baldwin Gear Up for CiViL WaR!!!111#32

Shithead Chuck Baldwin (I presume that's what it says on his business card) is peeing himself ninnily (I presume that's a word) over a report in the prestigious European Union Times that Obama is preparing for a new civil war.

This particular pieces of dirty ass-floss appeared in Worldview Times, where Brannon Howse sells his own idiocy.

Wait a second. I was just surfing around eutimes.net and came across their traffic page. Motherfucker. They've been around since...maybe mid-November! Now that's experience I can trust. Fuck.

I mean, hell it's hardly worth going on about, it's so goofy. Well, one bit warrants comment, and it is this new media outlet's "about us" page:

About

The European Union Times also known as The EU Times is an online copyrighted newspaper founded in October 2009.

Most articles have external “credible” sources cited at the end of each article with the click-able word “Source”. If you click on “Source” you will end-up to an external source.

Feel free to reproduce our articles or to add our link on your website, or even to advertise for it as long as its not defamatory for us.

Welcome to the wide wide world of web, fuckheads. You are not immune to criticism, no matter what copyright you claim. This is going to be a painful experience for you until you learn that.

And they are anti-Semitic, apparently. It is sort of like the "conspiracy times." I looked at their criticism page, for instance, and here are some of their articles:

A Protocols for the next century, apparently: "The Complete Guide to Killing Non-Jews" (I'm so sick of those Complete Idiot's Guides, but they do have one for everything, don't they?)
American Army morale is very low, because they fight for Israel's interests only
And then this shocker: "Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate (2004 article from AP reveals that Obama is Kenyan-born)" (Actually, if you follow the links, there is no source. Way to violate your policy in the first few months. You have lots of integrity.)

For anti-Semites, they sure kvetch a lot!

So, the hell with them. I have enough goofy things to worry about; I don't need to pick on a new group of anti-Semitic loserwanks. Way to exploit anti-Semitism, Howse! You rule!

(For more on Howse and anti-Semitism, see my old podcast: Brannon Howse and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.)

Brannon Howse, by the way, positively shit his scaredy pants earlier today when he saw how the Army was preparing to deal with PreMillenialism. By savagely and ruthlessly destroying Christianity!
This is an emergency that we all must act on and right now. I was sent this article by a follower of the blog and want to thank him.

This posting is an United States Army report about the literal believers of the Bible and how they affect American foreign policy. It is the most dangerous document to believers that I have ever read in my entire life. After reading this document, it is easy to see the next step would be to eliminate our Constitutional rights and herd us into concentration camps.
It was in an official Army report, and will become doctrine...oh, wait, I'm looking at it and...
Degree candidate? This is someone's dissertation, you twit! And it's a year and a half old. So, technically, Bush is preparing to go to war with the Premees.

I look forward to seeing your correction appearing on your website, you botch.

HJ